Guys, Lets go Fishing this evening....(keep the ladies at home)..

This Post is in accordance to the popular public demand...guys read on....gals wait for my next post....

This post is a typical guide for the new fishermen who have just entered the waters...are anxious...are scared of what they might catch...so was i couple years back....n then there was no one to guide me....no one to teach me the basics....but i learned by experience...to put my findings in the best possible way, the closest relationship i found was comparing X chromosome to fishes.....so my dear fellow freshmen...sit around for i describe to u the various types of fish found in the Indian seas....

Bombay Duck:
Most abundant in sea.....easy to catch..'literally cheap'...tastes good....loves u for ur money...typical flirt....easy to eat n swallow....not harmful at all....but be a lill careless n u never know...u might run around with a fish bone pricking ur throat...

Tuna:
Tunas are fast swimmers, are warm-blooded...they dont have time to look at themselves...their time table consists of study...class....coll...family...thts it...u will generally find them behind large specks poring over books or trying to learn sumthng new....good for long term....but avoid if u like to play with ur food before u eat...

Grouper fish:
A typical KG....always roams around in groups....one or the other...genrally bony or to say improportionate in some or the other way...found in all types of sea.....typical fakers... tasteless to say the least...

Pomfret: White/silvery, handsome fish, comes pretty expensive....she is picky..knows her priorities...she will dress up well....classy trendy looks...possibly an allrounder....found in abundance but only in coastal areas....tough to win, tougher to maintain...

Mackerel:
these are the typical upclass kinds of fishes u can catch....they try to keep up with the 'shortest' trends..a good google search would easily provide u with following info:
Hot smoked mackerel has a firm flesh and is tasty and nutritious, smoked for added flavour, this is a treat for the tastebuds! Hot smoked mackerel is ideal served with a salad for a quick, tasty, healthy meal...
i guess u get my point here...catch this fish at your own risk...bcoz u never know who pounces on to share ur fish from the dish...

Sea Bass:
The sea bass is the ultimate catch..she is nationally or internationally famous. Sea Bass is a highly prized catch....a trophie gf to have....not within the reach of general fishermen... provide a great taste plus appetite...but ofcourse come verrryyyy expensive....

Oyster:
Need less to say...the best kind of fish u can catch...u know her importance right frm the start.....verrrry rare....comes in a hard shell...bitterly protected from outside world...but when u find her....hold her in ur hands...hold her tight ..n preserve her for life....its ur dream catch...

sooo...stop wasting itme n decide for urself exactly wht type of fish u need....n when u do find it KINDLY MOVE OUT n leave the remaining fish for rest of the fishermen...